Pigeon News – THIS IS WAR!

Ok – that’s it – as of yesterday, there’s no more scran for the pigeon in Trafalgar Square.

Ken got away with it and, from now on, giving us lot any food whatsoever is illegal. Total outrage.

So – in memory of days gone by, I did a search and found a couple of pics of happier times on The Square:

(Thanks to Untold London)

(Thanks to Marcel Bolomet)

And, of course, there’s the time when I did my protest gathering, back in the day…

Tell you what though, Ken, don’t think for one minute your petty little byelaw’s gonna stop us from doing this…

Or this…

Speaking on behalf of the pigeons of London – THIS IS WAR!

For starters, seeing as your number’s up next year, I’ve decided to get in touch with Boris. Offer him the pigeon’s vote in return for backing my Give Pigeons A Chance campaign. He may be a twat but, if he’s a pal to the pigeons, he’s a pal of mine and, from what I hear, he’s gonna need all the votes he can get. Bring it on.

Watch out, Ken, here we come!