Spam I Like
Keep getting spammed – fucking funny:
"Hello Brian
This is the UPS Group Company.
To expand our business we need new employees.
We offer the following vacancies
Correspondence Assistants
Finance Manager
Distributor
Statistics Compiler
And more!!!"
Fucks sake. Hilarious. Reckon I should go for it. Pitch up – maybe drag a few mates along?
"Yes, I realise I'm a pigeon – but I'm looking for a fresh challenge and the area of Correspondence Assisting interests me greatly…".
Presume that just means sticking stamps on envelopes? Maybe I can suggest expanding the role, cutting out the middle man, and hiring me as a courier pigeon? Prob be loads quicker.
Shit – then again – maybe not. Never fancied myself as a nine to five kinda bird.
Pigeon Blog 
gaminghobo replied:
Surely delivering stuff is like in the blood for you guys? You could corner the market.
June 21, 2006 at 6:15 pm. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
gaminghobo: Too right! I reckon, from what I hear, we’d be a damn site more efficient than just sticking mail in red boxes and hoping for the best.
Your pal Bri P
June 22, 2006 at 9:40 am. Permalink.
Elf Mandinio replied:
Correspondance Assistant?! Wow, Trev has just got a new job title! Maybe now he’ll stop galavanting here, there and everywhere
June 22, 2006 at 6:22 pm. Permalink.
Mike replied:
ahhh…jobs like that are for the birds!
June 23, 2006 at 7:08 am. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
Elf Mandinio: Cool. Tell him he may have to wear a stupid hat tho.
You pal Bri
Mike: Quite. Mind you, could always go for the Finance Manager just to see what they said?
Your pal Bri P
June 23, 2006 at 5:25 pm. Permalink.
Capri replied:
I get lots from African and Middle Eastern countries saying I either won the lottery or some rich guy wants to leave me money. 😈
June 29, 2006 at 11:12 am. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
Capri: I get those ones too… also got one the other day about a pill that can make me have lots of sex. Don’t understand that one at all!
Your pal Bri
June 29, 2006 at 5:15 pm. Permalink.