The End Of the World? Really..?

Everyone’s talking about it. The end of the world is this Friday, apparently. Not sure what that means but checking the mental weather this year, I wouldn’t be surprised. Have to say though, it’ll be a shame if it does. I haven’t even been to the Isle of Wight.

Some of the conversations I’ve had about it have been hilarious. There are pigeons out there actually preparing for it. Unbelievable.

Take Francis from Morden, for example. Francis has spent months filling her nest with whatever shit she can pick up, even if she doesn’t know what it is:

Mental. She can’t even sit in it anymore and spends most days walking around with crumbs stuck to her arse.

December 19, 2012. Uncategorized.


  1. Posh Pegeon replied:

    It can’t be, I have a date on friday with Malcolm pigeon, he’s sharing his peanuts with me, he says he has a horde stashed. Hope he doesn’t mean in his crop, I;m not sticking my head down his throat.

  2. Christine Harmer replied:

    Plenty doing that here in Sutton, think they know everything, snatching anything they can and stashing with a wild look in their eye. Don’t believe it myself as I’m booked for hols in January…..

  3. Animalcouriers replied:

    Crumbs stuck to her arse, sad sad sad. No doubt she’ll be having an ‘everything must go’ sale on 22nd.

  4. Christine Harmer replied:

    Well, looking at the Magpies today, no-one has told them, they are busy collecting mud for their nests for the spring, just stupid…..

  5. RoooRoooo replied:

    You mean Francis is a girl? Francis?? Were I a girl with a name like that, I’d yearn for the end of the world, too.

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  7. Sarah branhardt (@officerentalsUK) replied:

    It began once and it’ll definitely end. This is the way of the universe. There is a general statis, as one thing dies a new thing is born.

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