Substance Abuse At The Pigeon Olympics
Klaus Bergman, otherwise known as ‘The Birdman’, has been thrown out of the London 2012 Pigeon Olympics for drinking Red Bull. It enhances the performance, apparently. The star of the 5m cross-country was caught sprinting erratically around Sainsbury’s car park in Chiswick.
Klaus declined to comment. Not because he didn’t want to, he couldn’t speak:
Klaus flew home to Durham earlier today.
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Ali from the Pally replied:
Fuck sake. Is there nothing a pigeon can consume without someone saying it’s a banned substance. It’ll be dried sick next
July 27, 2012 at 2:40 am. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
I know.If the sick contained vodka we’d be fucked!
July 27, 2012 at 3:05 pm. Permalink.
Animalcouriers replied:
No, surely dried sick is the pigeon equivalent of an energy bar.
July 27, 2012 at 12:53 pm. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
Only if it contains vodka… Fosters? Forget it. Just more sick to follow.
July 27, 2012 at 3:06 pm. Permalink.
Joan Wilson Manchester replied:
well he isnt alone then, chinas next!!!!!!!!
August 1, 2012 at 12:38 am. Permalink.