Substance Abuse At The Pigeon Olympics

Klaus Bergman, otherwise known as ‘The Birdman’, has been thrown out of the London 2012 Pigeon Olympics for drinking Red Bull. It enhances the performance, apparently. The star of the 5m cross-country was caught sprinting erratically around Sainsbury’s car park in Chiswick.

Klaus declined to comment. Not because he didn’t want to, he couldn’t speak:

Klaus flew home to Durham earlier today.

July 26, 2012. London Pigeon Olympics 2012.


  1. Ali from the Pally replied:

    Fuck sake. Is there nothing a pigeon can consume without someone saying it’s a banned substance. It’ll be dried sick next

  2. Animalcouriers replied:

    No, surely dried sick is the pigeon equivalent of an energy bar.

  3. pigeonblog replied:

    Only if it contains vodka… Fosters? Forget it. Just more sick to follow.

  4. Joan Wilson Manchester replied:

    well he isnt alone then, chinas next!!!!!!!!

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