Beach Volleyball Practice In Richmond
Went down to Richmond yesterday in the boiling hot sunshine and managed to see one of the ladies beach volleyball teams in full swing, literally in some cases.
One word: corrr. Never seen so many hot birds in one place, and I’m not talking temperature wise.
Some of them were so hot it hurt:
I would.
On the flip side, why is it the umpires tend to be the polar opposite? Don’t think I’ve ever seen a hot umpire, ever.
Take this one from yesterday. ‘She’s’ called Olga and she comes from Watford:
No offense Olga, but I think you might be male. You’re built like a male and those noises you were making sounded pretty male to me. In fact, there’s nothing female about you whatsoever.
Weather pending, the 2012 Pigeon Olympics beach volleyball event takes place in Richmond next Wednesday, if anyone fancies coming down. Like me, I suspect most pigeons who do will be there purely for the visuals.
Good times.
Animalcouriers replied:
Practice makes perfect – eyesight, that is.
July 26, 2012 at 9:57 am. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
You should come down to Richmond on Wednesday.
July 26, 2012 at 8:42 pm. Permalink.
joehoover replied:
You reckon Olga’s been on the steroids? It could just be in something she ate, there’s loads of hidden additives in food that could be a banned substance.
July 26, 2012 at 10:03 am. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
Steroids is a good call. Not that hard for a pigeon to score those either, believe it or not.
July 26, 2012 at 8:57 pm. Permalink.
Inventory Reports London replied:
Haha hopefully Olga won’t read that you think of her as a male pigeon 🙂
July 26, 2012 at 2:28 pm. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
Maybe lipstick would help??
July 26, 2012 at 8:57 pm. Permalink.