Free Bird And A Burrito
Mart just woke me up from a snooze.
“Brian! Brian! Quick! There’s a stall in Soho giving away a free bird with every burrito!”
Despite the fact it was practically night time, this was something I had to investigate. Thankfully it was just round the corner. A stall giving away free birds? No more hanging around on dusty ledges waiting for that ‘special someone’? Just go to a stall, and get one for free..? Bring it on! And you get a burrito thrown in. A free bird, and a burrito. Too good to be true, especially in the West End.
Anyway, turns out this is what he’d seen:
Twat. Saying that, turns out he wasn’t the only one to have misunderstood the misleading signage. Bill had been there for hours:
“No free birds around here, mate. Think they’ve run out of burritos too… Really fancied myself a burrito. Bollocks.”