Mart’s Great Idea
Seeing as this fairly appalling image is the state of play in London for the next few days weather-wise:
Mart suggested we invest in one of these. He reckons there’s plenty of room for two:
He also said we’d be the envy of all London pigeons.
Frankly, I just think we’d look like a pair of total twats. What are we going to do? Sail it across Trafalgar Square? Circumnavigate Piccadilly Circus? Battle against the cobbled rapids of Covent Garden?