Why There Are No Pigeons In Disneyland
Found an article today, and had to post this.
The article said there were no pigeons in Disneyland, and blamed it on duck’s and crows. As if. If we wanted to go, fuck the duck’s and crows, we’d be there.
The reason there are no pigeons in Disneyland is we have no interest in going. None whatsoever. Too many people. Too hot and, unsurprisingly, no left overs. Have you seen the size of them in Disneyland? Jesus.
Basically, there is no point in it, so we hang out in the car park instead where they all eat cheap sandwiches.
No-brainer if you ask me.