Why There Are No Pigeons In Disneyland

Found an article today, and had to post this.

The article said there were no pigeons in Disneyland, and blamed it on duck’s and crows. As if. If we wanted to go, fuck the duck’s and crows, we’d be there.

The reason there are no pigeons in Disneyland is we have no interest in going. None whatsoever. Too many people. Too hot and, unsurprisingly, no left overs. Have you seen the size of them in Disneyland? Jesus.

Basically, there is no point in it, so we hang out in the car park instead where they all eat cheap sandwiches.

No-brainer if you ask me.

August 16, 2011. Uncategorized.


  1. Virginia Gal replied:

    Would you fly all the way to Paris? What are French pigeons like?

  2. Anastasia the Swan replied:

    Bri – You haven’t missed a thing. I’ve survived two trips to the Magic Freaky Kingdom (once in LA, once in Florida) – if you want a surreal experience, you could spend the afternoon in Surbiton – a lot less expensive, and the food’s better.

  3. pigeonblog replied:

    Virginia Gal: Shall we say the French pigeons are just a little bit ‘up themselves’?
    Your pal

    Anastasia The Swan: Sounds good! Better chips too, probably.
    Your pal

  4. the beak replied:

    They had to stop releasing the disney pigeons and doves because the local hawks were killing them. And the doves were a lot more fun to watch than hawks.

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