Norma Selling Her Wares

Went down to Richmond today to watch the Olympic Practice cycle race. Of course, we missed it. Mart suggested a game of Shit or Miss over the cyclists would have been a laugh. He had a point, had there been any fucking cyclists.

Anyway, the whole day was made worthwhile by the appearance of Rancid Norma. Hilarious. Still trying to flog her feathery arse after all this time. Someone should tell her getting the whole thing out isn’t appealing in any way. Not even slightly. Made me want to be a bit sick as it goes.

Here she is, wings akimbo:


Unanimously all round it was, “No we are not interested in what you have to offer us. Now go away.”

Pissed ourselves.

August 14, 2011. Uncategorized.


  1. Lee-Anne replied:

    Although she must have been a bit of a goer in her day…I can still see that glint in her eye

  2. pigeonblog replied:

    Lee-Anne: I believe she was, although never much of a looker, apparently. The other eye loos the other way for starters.
    Your pal

  3. the beak replied:

    Maybe not good enough for you arty London types, but I like her. Got her legring number?

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