It’s Wimbledon Time Again – Anyone Seen Murray?
Found this choice story today about how a pigeon on his way to watch some tennis at Wimbledon got stuck behind some old lady’s wardrobe and had to be rescued by firemen. Massive shame up. Bet he only popped in to get away from the pissing rain. Poor fuck. Still, he was wasting his time anyway if he thought he was going to see any tennis. Pointless in this weather.
Got me thinking – I should try to track down Murray. Remember the massive tennis fan Murray from a few years back? The same Murray who changed his name from Roy in honor of his hero, Andy Murray?
This was Murray back in 2008:
The same year he was tragically shot at whilst on the roof of center court watching a game.
Seeing as Andy Murray seems to stand a reasonable chance of getting further than the second round, especially since he won his first match yesterday, I’d like to hear Murray’s thoughts on his recent form, and what he thinks his chances are in reaching the final.
Anyone out there seen Murray recently, the pigeon that is, let me know. Word on the street is he never quite recovered from the shooting and was last seen sleeping rough under the rafters of Queens…
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