Kid you not. One day, no elephants whatsoever. The next, they’re fucking everywhere.
It’s hardly as if elephants are synonymous with London. Quite the opposite, in fact.
How many times have you seen an elephant strut its stuff through Soho? Eh?
Unsurprisingly, their sudden arrival was a little bit freaky.
Imagine waking up to this?:
Initially, everyone kept their distance:
Frank was brave enough to get a little closer:
But not much.
Both these are in Soho Square.
Then there’s this one just off Oxford Street:
And check out this eye-less freak in Covent Garden:
A thought struck me – how come they’re not pigeons?
Large multi-coloured pigeons strategically placed all over London would make a lot more sense, surely?
Maybe next year.