Twat In A Rather Nice Hat

Had to post this. Fucking hilarious.

Me and Ed were out and about today, rare in itself considering the shitness of the weather lately, when we saw this:

Some twat wearing what has to be the worst hat I have ever seen.

More than likely flew down from Camden.

Twats in hats are everywhere in Camden these days, apparently.

Anyway, Ed goes tottering up to him just as he was about to tuck into what looked like a flattened turd:

“I say”, said Ed. “That’s a rather fine hat you’re wearing. Might I ask where you acquired it?”

Pissed myself.

The twat in question, clearly realising his headware was a grave error on the streets of Soho, did a runner:

Leaving us with what turned out to be a somewhat tasty, albeit slightly soggy, slice of croissant.

Twat. That’ll teach you to wear a hat!

February 3, 2010. Uncategorized.

3 Comments

  1. Sigg3 replied:

    I always wear a hat too! Guess that makes me a twat as well.

  2. pigeonblog replied:

    Sigg3: Bet yours doesn’t have a feather in it. There’s the error.
    Your pal
    Bri

  3. Sigg3 replied:

    You’re right, it most certainly doesn’t… What a twat!

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