Cheeky Fuck

Hanging out in Leicester Square today grabbing a spot of bread in the sunshine with Ed and the boys:

When suddenly, out of the blue, up comes this cheeky fuck, and nicks a piece:

Never seen a cheeky fuck like it.

Needless to say, we set off in pursuit:

Which proved both pointless, and knackering:

Totally got away with it.

So we all stood around looking somewhat sheepish picking at the leftovers and pretending like it never happened:

Well embarrassing.

Clearly an out of towner. Probably from somewhere like Croydon.

Bet he’ll be back tomorrow with a flock of mates…

It’s alright tho, coz he was quite small. Tiny, in fact.

Saying that, I don’t want to presume all his mates are going to be equally as small, so I’ll probably hang somewhere else.

Any pigeons out there thinking of Spa-ing it in the morning, don’t.

October 14, 2009. Uncategorized.


  1. Pigeon Rachel replied:

    Thought this was going to be a shameful demonstration of bullying. But he won. I admire him. You lot ganging up on him should be ashamed of yourselves. He’s plucky not cheeky.

  2. pigeonblog replied:

    Pigeon Rachel: Fair play. You could be right. Then again, bread nicking is bread nicking no matter what size you are..
    Your pal

  3. Bicoid Babe replied:

    Do pigeons get along well with birds like robins and starlings?

  4. Pigeon Joe replied:

    Brain mate I was visiting Eastern Europe last year and these little bastards were everywhere. Sarajevo even has a whole square named after us pigeons, and still we couldn’t get a big enough crowd together to deal with them there effectively. They’re sneaky, wily and will stop at nothing to steal scran off us. I’m hoping they’re not getting over here in any number or we will end up starving.

  5. pigeonblog replied:

    Bicoid Babe: I met a robin once who was alright. As for starlings – right up their own arses.
    Your pal
    Brian P

    Pigeon Joe: Damn straight. Seems the little bastards are everywhere. Love the idea of Pigeon Square in Sarajevo tho. Got any pics? Is it full of joyous pigeons?
    Your pal

  6. Amrita Tripathy replied:

    aaah what a story line…lovely ..!!justifying the pics so well.

  7. Pigeon Joe replied:

    I’ll get you some pictures to put up here, it’s incredible. Joyous doesn’t even begin to come into it, there’s a shop that sells seed and people are actively encouraged to feed us. Not like over here. It’s a bit of a bunfight when the seed goes down as there’s hundreds of other birds but you can usually get a fair bit. Plus there’s usually a good chance of getting some action with the ladies after, there’s so many! Even I got some action and I’ve got a manky foot.

  8. pigeonblog replied:

    Amrita Tripathy: Cheers. Great name too by the way.
    Your pal
    Brian P

    Pigeon Joe: Sorry – missed this one. Damn. Get me some pics, it sounds great! Where is it? Is it far? Can I come..?
    Your pal
    p.s. Glad the foot doesn’t get in between you and the ladies.

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