Pigeon Flu

Having a cold when you’re a pigeon is an absolute fucking nightmare. A clogged up beak is not pleasant. Not even slightly, and it’s everywhere these days.

Here’s a pal of Mart’s, called Ed.

Streaming he was:

Coughing his guts up. Couldn’t understand a word he said.

Still, now bird flu’s a thing of the past, who gives a shit?