Winston Pigeon Refuses Interview
Tried to get an interview with Winston, but failed miserably. Said he was too fucked to speak to anyone. Turns out when he landed, one of the memory stick corners dug right into him. In all those celebration shots, he was winded. Nightmare.
I decided to leave him alone and let him recover a bit. Watch this space though, I’ll get in there somehow.
In the meantime, BobOHara from Twitter sent me a link to this – an ode to the pigeon himself.
It’s called Winston Pigeon, came from a site called Digital Cuttlefish, and this is the first verse:
Carrier pigeons are diligent workers,
And some have been honored as heroes
But, sadly, technology changed their careers,
With the messages, now, ones and zeroes.
Winston, if you’re out there, get better soon, pal.