A Pigeon Pervs
Gonna break away momentarily from the whole squirrel issue to bring you this.
Funny for the onlooker, not so funny for the couple involved, Jemima and Lionel.
There they were, getting it on in the park. Enjoying a moment of togetherness away from the hustle and bustle of it all. Some call it ‘cute’, I call it vomit-inducing and best left on a ledge, but there you go. Each to their own.
Anyway, there they were sucking on the contents of each other’s throats when suddenly, up strolls this dude:
Clearly having a right old good look.
Then he moves in for the close up:
And then, it starts to go all a bit odd:
He gets right up next to them, and just stands there, staring.
“I could smell his breath he was that close. It wasn’t good. We tried to ignore him, but then he started making this really weird noise,” said Jemima, “and then he asked us if he could join in! Just like that. Asked us if we fancied a threesome! Bloody cheek. Who does he think we are?”
Needless to say, Lionel was quick to react telling the intruder to “Fuck right off”, which he duly did leaving them both somewhat taken aback by the incident:
Lionel said afterwards, “I mean it’s just not what you expect from any pigeon. If threesomes were our thing, which they most certainly are not, we would have invited him to get involved, surely? Damn rude if you ask me. It also put a bit of a dampener on the moment. We tried to pick up where we left off but it just wasn’t the same.”