The Pigeon Who Thinks Too Much
Ever seen a pigeon who thinks too much? Here’s one. David.
All he does is think all day. Think think think think. Spends way too much time in his own head. It would be alright if his thinking was good and produced something interesting like that of Isaac Newton or Howard Bloom, but it’s not. Mainly, he thinks about places he wants to fly to, but probably never will. Places like Ipswich. Pointless.
As a result, he is often paranoid and over sensitive. I told him to stop thinking the other day, but he can’t. I also told him that a pigeon who thinks to much just becomes dull after a while, and pointed out how far away the others were. So what did he do? Told me he had to go away and think about it. Jesus.