Spying Pigeons Arrested
First off, sorry for the lack of postings. Been feeling a little under the weather and somewhat shelf-bound this past week. Not sure why. Probably something to do with the fact I’ve never been a big fan of the run up to the clocks going back. What the fuck is that all about? I say the same thing every year. You may wonder how it effects us pigeons seeing as we don’t wear watches? Well, think about it. The darker it is and the colder it gets, the less time there is available to eat and the harder it gets to spot the good stuff. There’s also less food around generally coz less people are heading outdoors to drop it. More darkness = not good for the pigeon. It’s a fucker.
Anyway, here’s a cool story sent to me by Rooo Roooo. Cheers pal! It’s about two pigeons who got arrested for spying in Iran. Kid you not.
Mental. No-one knows what happened to the poor fucks. Probably strapped up to some hideous water torture device or having their eyeballs poked with burning cocktail sticks. Jesus. Dread to think.
Must tell Mart. It may put him off the idea of ever becoming a spy, particularly in hazardous war zones.