Parrots v Pigeons – The Debate Concludes

Got a splendid email from Piccolo Pigeon offering yet more evidence that similarities between the parrot and the pigeon are tenuous to say the least.

She says: “Produces crop milk to feed their young”?!?!?!?!?!?! Bunch of hooey!”

And she knows her shit seeing as she owns one of each. Kid you not. A pigeon and a parrot, albeit a very small one (or a very large pigeon?).

See – nothing like each other. Check out the mistrusting look in the eye. Clearly no fucking idea what the other is about. No common language or understanding whatsoever.

Piccolo also says in her email, referring to the small parrot: “the only thing that comes out of that beak is semi-digested barf.”

Thanks for that Piccolo.

Now I hope that this ‘pigeons are just like parrots’ debate can be popped back in the box where it belongs. The one marked ‘total and utter bollocks of our time’, as it is obviously the most stupid pigeon fact ever in the history of facts about pigeons.

October 6, 2008. Uncategorized.

2 Comments

  1. RoooRoooo replied:

    All there is to say about parrots is that they are freaks, poncey twats and total jerks. Full stop. And tasteless, too – I mean, this green and blue…. even tacky…

  2. pigeonblog replied:

    RoooRoooo: Quite. No fashion sense whatsoever. Don’t they know that grey is the new black??
    Your pal
    Bri

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