A Pigeon Statue
Me and Elliot were strolling down by the river today on our way to do a bit of bin shifting. Top bin shifting spot of a weekend, especially when the weather’s nice. Anway, we spotted this total fuckwit. A policeman in a tutu standing on a box. What the fuck is the point of that? Freak.
So Elliot goes over and just stands next to him:
Totally still holding a perfect toe point. Fucking hilarious. Sadly no-one thought to chuck him even the smallest chip. Shame. It was a fine performance.