Pigeon in a Pipe
There we were at ‘L’s the other day when we saw a couple of obese dudes, probably from South London, hanging out on the wall outside the kitchen window. Total donnas they were.
Elliot goes: “Watch this”, and fucks off.
A few minutes later, and there’s this voice coming from inside the pipe going:
“Cooeee. Helloooo. Ladies. Can you hear me? Cooooooooooeeeeeeeeeee.”
They get up. Start looking everywhere.
“Coooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Ladies. I’m over here.
Me and Mart are pissing ourselves.
“In here. Helloooooo. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadiieeeeeeees?”
Then they both start looking at the pipe, totally perplexed, with the pipe going:
“Cooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Ladieeeeeeeees. I wonder, can you help me? I appear to be stuck in a pipe.”
Next minute, out comes Elliot totally pissing himself, unlike the Ladies who are not amused in the slightest and fly off in search of some comfort lard.
Fucking brilliant.
Sigg3 replied:
Bwahahaha! Great pictures!
June 11, 2008 at 2:08 pm. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
Sigg3: Cheers. Top performance from Elliot I say.
Your pal
Bri
June 11, 2008 at 4:48 pm. Permalink.
Becci replied:
You are a very fine photographer, Brian, especially considering that it must be a little difficult for a pigeon to operate a camera.
June 11, 2008 at 8:13 pm. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
Becci: Have to say, it can be a little tricky at times…
Your pal
Bri
June 12, 2008 at 12:52 am. Permalink.
PurplePigeon replied:
Yo Bri, have you seen this? http://bp0.blogger.com/_nu6Xkr1cpiU/SFqSGG-om4I/AAAAAAAAAhM/E0gESUCGaFA/s1600-h/S7002821.JPG I think you are cleverer than a 3 year old, personally…. Have you got much of an interest in art, either?
June 19, 2008 at 5:09 pm. Permalink.
Pigeon Queen replied:
Last words say it all.
Pigeon Queen.
June 20, 2008 at 11:01 pm. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
Pigeon Queen: I’m honoured to have you comment. Cheers!
Your loyal servant
Bri P
June 20, 2008 at 11:06 pm. Permalink.