Mike Gives Pigeons A Bad Name

What’s going on with the weather? Once again plans were made, and once again they were promptly dashed due to the extremely piss poor weather conditions.

Mart picked it up on the grapevine that Jonathan Ross was having a Bar-B-Que at his place up in Highgate, and ignoring the inevitable menagerie, a load of us were all set to crash. Then it pissed it down and we presumed he had probably either cancelled, or moved the event indoors.

So Me, Mart and Elliot ended up spending the whole of Sunday and Monday sheltering under a lofty overhang near Charing Cross Station bored off our tits. Even started to play ‘Eye Spy’, it was that dull.

“Eye Spy with my pigeon eye something beginning with ‘R'”, said Mart.

“Road?”, said Elliot.

“Nope.”, said Mart.

“Roof?”, said Elliot.

“Fuck.”

And that was how it went pretty much all day.

This, on the other hand, happened last week, and is a sure sign that there are pals to the pigeons out there all be they dwindling in number, and no wonder when we behave like this:

Started off all very polite with everyone waiting their turn, including Mart (right).

Then Mike decided to take it to a whole new level.

He comes shuffling in from behind…

…butts everyone out of the way, including Mart…

…and goes for the ‘snatch and grab’ without so much as a nod of thanks.

It’s pigeons like Mike who give the rest of us a bad name. I’d call me ‘a rat with wings’ if we all behaved like that. Thankfully, we don’t.

Anyone out there ever thinking of chucking us the odd bread bit, please don’t let this put you off.

Needless to say we all pulled Mike up on his ungrateful behaviour.

Hopefully, he won’t do it again.

May 27, 2008. Tags: , , , , , . Uncategorized.

5 Comments

  1. Gunnerleigh replied:

    Greetings from Iraq. That was funny as hell. Love your blog. Please keep it up. I’ll be back in the real world soon and in London for the Arsenal v Real Madrid match in early August … I’ll have to give you some bits of bread. Cheers …

  2. pigeonblog replied:

    Gunnerleigh: I’ll watch out for you! Rather Mother’s Pride white if possible…
    Your pal
    Bri P

  3. Pigeon Queen replied:

    Brian, Your blog is brilliant and I suspect that you are also a very handsome pigeon.

    You and I could go places. I want to marry you!!!!

    Come fly with me and make my day.

  4. pigeonblog replied:

    Pigeon Queen: Are you really a queen? If so, and call me a sell out, but the answer has to be yes.
    Your pal
    Bri P

  5. crap replied:

    that was crap

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