The Most Beautiful Pigeon In the World

This is her. Her name is Lilly, and she’s lovely.

Much as I don’t usually give racers any more than the crumbs from my arse feathers, arrogant fucks, this one is an exception.

She is, without doubt, the most beautiful pigeon in the world.

To top it all, she’s funny and smart and tells rude jokes. If there was a Miss Pigeon World, she’d win eyes down. If all the angels were to get together, this is the pigeon they would make. If there was such a thing as heaven, it would be full of pigeons like Lilly. Millions of them. They wouldn’t fly either, wouldn’t have to. They’d float. They’d sit on their own little fluffy cloud cushions and just bob along through the sky.

The thing is, I don’t stand a chance. Mart reckons I would if she knew I had a blog, but I’m not so sure. She probably doesn’t use the internet that often.

Oh well.

Saying that, Mart also found this today – reckons it’s her Mother:

Jesus fucking Christ. Imagine having that round for tea?

February 18, 2008. Uncategorized.

8 Comments

  1. Becci replied:

    Ooo, this should help you get over Mary.

  2. Suz. replied:

    Well Brian, I usually have a weekness for redhead feathered or stuffed girl friends, but I have to admit I fall for Lilly’s charms too… She is gorgeous! But this can’t be her … mother???

    Tigeon Pigeon

  3. Sigg3 replied:

    She’s HOT!
    I reckon Mart’s right. You just need to find the right angle to it. Say it’s a “research documentation project”, or the like. She looks like she’s worth it.

    And if there’s love, she’ll forgive you the exaggeration.

  4. pigeonblog replied:

    Becci: Hopefully so, even if I never get to meet her, or her mother.
    Your pal
    Bri

    Suz: Fraid it is. Lost the head feathers when her husband ran off with another bird, apparently.
    Your pal
    Bri P

    Sigg3: Nice idea. “Don’t worry, love – it’s all in the name of research.” Now close your eyes. Love it.
    Your pal
    B

  5. RoooRoooo replied:

    Erm, pardon me, but isn’t she a bit… fat..? Nothing like a beam that’s not just puffed up feathers of course; but that’s some width…

  6. Daniel of Daniels Counter replied:

    Dear B, I think your blog is fantastic! You are lucky for the Time Out listing, and they were right yours is really creative. Your pigeon readers may be interested in numerous articles I wrote on my blog on pigeons

    see: http://danielscounter.blogspot.com/search?q=pigeon

    I have cross linked to yours instantly! Nice to know you exist! will revisit!

  7. pigeonblog replied:

    RoooRoooo: That’s not fat, it’s toned muscle. Stomach like a pavement, apparently.
    Your pal
    Bri

    Daniel of…: They might be, depends if they’re weird or not. Most of them out there tend to be at least a bit odd. Cheers for the congrats though!
    Your pal
    Brian Pigeon

  8. SUFIAN replied:

    BEAUTIFUL

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