The Lovely Mary – On The Game

Remember the lovely Mary? Mary who I gave my heart to last year? Mary who I wrote a poem for? Mart told me he’d spotted her, in Acton.

I said it couldn’t be her coz, last I’d heard, she’d moved to Somerset and was spending most of her time at Nunney Castle hanging out with a load of druggy swans.

Mart said he was sure it was her, and went off to get some proof.

This is what he came back with. Totally shocking. Looks like Mary’s run out of drug money and is back in London to get some more by flogging her cute feathery arse.

The lovely Mary is nothing but a cheap pigeon whore.

Mary: “Hey boys. Want a bit of this, eh? Check me out and my white feathery softness.”

Mary: “Check out my tight little cute pigeon arse.”

Mart reckons she was so good at working the spikes like a shop window, even he was tempted.

If you’re interested, and I’m not really, but both of these sad fucks had a pop while the one on the far right kept look out – fence hopping’s still illegal in the UK.

Mary is a slag with wings.

I wish I’d never written her such a lovely poem.

I feel like a total cunt.

February 8, 2008. Uncategorized.


  1. Becci replied:

    Awww Brian, maybe it’s not really her…

    Nice undercover photos, though.

  2. pigeonblog replied:

    Becci: Sadly, I recognised her ears.
    Your pal

  3. Pigeon Rachel replied:

    I feel your pain Brian. She’s very pretty. Slag.

  4. RoooRoooo replied:

    Hm, didn’t know pigeons had apparent ears. Ah well, no worries mate – one lost, ten others found!

  5. pigeonblog replied:

    Pigeon Rachel: Cheers, although I’m trying not to think about just how pretty she is… Mind you, like my old pal Doug said to me today, there’s plenty more where she came from.
    Your pal

    RoooRoooo: Quite!10 others – now you’re talking!
    Your pal
    Bri P

  6. Sigg3 replied:

    Life’s a bitch and so is Mary.

  7. pigeonblog replied:

    Sigg3: Spot on.
    Your pal

  8. josh replied:

    hi der pigeon blog. Josh here frm d Philippines in Asia. i saw ur site while googling for pegion/doves. Can i link u in my blog? i have 2 dozen doves in my rooftop and i really like how u post on pigeons making them bitches, hehehe. tnx 🙂

  9. Pigeon Rachel replied:

    her (his?) adam’s apple is clearly visible in the third picture. ‘Mary’ could be a transvestite. You’re better off without him after all Bri. Chin up mate, at least the sun’s out again.

  10. pigeonblog replied:

    josh: Love your site too! Send me some pics and I’ll post ’em.
    Your pal
    Bri P

    Pigeon Rachel: That’s worrying, but explains alot… Particularly as Mart reckons one of the dudes puked after he knobbed her…
    Your pal
    Bri P

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