More From Brian Pigeon (who is still on holiday)
Hello. It is Norman again. Brian sent me another email and has asked me to explain a) Why he is still in Spain and, b) Why he is unable to make posts himself.
These are the answers:
He said this should be fairly self-explanatory. He also asked me to point out that he is staying out of the sun as much as possible to avoid premature ageing of the feathers.
b) He has found a pigeon-friendly Internet Cafe run by a nice man called Pedro. He lets Brian use his computer but only for a little while and only once a week, which means he only has time to send one email. In return, Pedro gets Brian to spell the English versions on his menu. Brian says that because he doesn’t speak any Spanish, and Pedro doesn’t speak any English, really he just makes it up. He thought it was very funny the other day when a big fat family from England came in and ordered 4 x steak and chips but ended up with 4 x small custard tarts.
Brian says he is coming home soon but has heard the Senorita action is ‘hot’ in La Manga, so he’s going to go there for a week. He also says that Mart has discovered Sangria which is not good and means he is sick quite alot.