Poncey Twat and The Arrival of Summer

Finally the sun comes out – Jesus. Pigeon’s everywhere went mad for it:

Here’s some of the boys rocking up for a summer festi on The Square. First one this year.

Me and Mart thought we go out and about – take in a park or two – so we did. Ended up at Kew Gardens. Lovely spot.

There we were wandering about cam on the ready – bumped into THIS:

Wtf? Mart reckons it was some kind of chicken. I’m not so sure.

So Mart goes: “Oi – poncey twat. Show us your arse!”

The Poncey Twat only goes and falls off his perch. Flat on his face.

Probably so used to pigeons going, “Oh aren’t you beautiful with your lovely coloured feathers.”

Poor fuck didn’t know what to do.

Pissed myself.

July 7, 2007. Uncategorized.

4 Comments

  1. Becci replied:

    Hey, it’s a Chinese Golden Pheasant…I think.

  2. pigeonblog replied:

    Becci: Knew it wasn’t a chicken. Thanks for that! Maybe he doesn’t speak London and thought we said, “I say – bet you’d look good in a stir fry…”
    Your pal
    Bri

  3. B The Cat replied:

    Bet he just drank too much cider.
    Must say, Brian, i’m firmly on your perch these days, moved house, found a whole shit load of mice to kill’n’eat, then went and made pals with a bunch of wagtails coz I was too full of mice to be arsed to catch and pluck em, pretty decent blokes once you get over them waving their arses in the air all day long.
    let me know if you fancy a new version of shit or miss? . ………..

  4. pigeonblog replied:

    B The Cat: Bring it on! Not had a decent game of Shit or Miss in ages! Been pissing down too much!
    Your pal Bri P

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