Some Ducks Suck
Me and Mart went down to the river the other day. Fancied a bit of a chill.
Came across a right twat doing some kind of duck yoga shit:
Then he gets down, looking all pensive:
So Mart goes: “Oi, mate – your arse stinks!”
The duck only goes and checks it!:
Duck: “I think you’ll find it does not.”
Mart: “Yes it does, mate, stinks like shit…”
So he checks it again:
I’m on the floor.
Mart: “Really, pal – stinks – have a good sniff – smell it a mile off…”
Clearly starting to panic, he gets his head right in there:
Duck (muffled): “Shit – yeah – does a bit… damn…”
Totally lost it.
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