Ok – enough of the Zoo action. The sun’s out, big style. Bring it on! Kinda like Summer, but in April – and we love it. Today was totally roasting. Me and Mart – out and about urban stylee and, surprise surprise, just as Wills and Kate were knocking it on the head – pigeons everywhere were getting it on.
Loved this effort from Simon. Fair play.
Spotted a cutie in the park, and went for it – big time:
Simon: “Hey – cutie, you look kinda sexy. Doing anything later?”
Me: “Si, mate – reckon that’s a no…”
Not taking ‘no’ for an answer…
Simon: “Oi – cutie – hold up! Come back…”
Cutie: “I’m a bit busy, actually. Got a pedicure appointment…”
Me: “Jesus, Si – give it up, mate – check out the toenails!”
Cutie: “Look, please go away – I’m not up for it. It’s too hot. I know it’s only April…”
Simon: “Hot and sweaty, just the way I like it!”
Mart (frame right): “Si -mate, you’re making a tit of yourself.”
Finally, Si gives up.
Classic example of one he’d probably regret in the morning.
Nice try though.
What is it with shagging in the sunshine?