Brian Jnr At The Pigeon Hospital
Here he is – the little fella gets to The Pigeon Hospital:
Bless his feathers – looks well chilled.
Top joint, apparently. Called Animaline. It’s where loads of London pigeons go to get better. Great menu, choice of single or double room, Welsh Neck Stroke on demand, and totally free. Bring it on. No wonder they keep it quiet. There’d be loads of us rocking up with a limp.
This is the only clue I’ve got as to its whereabouts – and it’s not much:
Thinking I might try to find out tho – maybe volunteer down there couple of days a week…
Could offer some pigeon to pigeon stress counselling. Must be loads of pigeons come out of there a bit freaked, not to mention totally used to the five star life.
Relocation advice would be good too. No pigeon from Hackney’s gonna want to go back to Hackney after all that. Mind you, the place is probably full of pigeons from Hackney – “Oi, lads, head down to Trafalgar Square, lie down, pant a bit, and you too could be going to Animaline!” Wouldn’t surprise me one bit.
Anyway, big up to Brian Jnr, Saint Lady Sue and Animaline – wherever it is…