Bird Flu Hits The UK / Turkeys Everywhere Shit Themselves

Looks like bird flu is back – big time. First ever case in the UK – and not just one – loads. A whole farm full of turkeys in Suffolk. Poor fucks. Just got over Christmas, and now this.

Suddenly we’re getting all the dirty looks again. Bang out of order – bird flu’s got nothing to do with the pigeon. Nothing whatsoever. Pigeons are fine. Really well. Never been better.

Bottom line is we need a really big dose to catch it – remember this from ages ago: ‘Pigeon’s Everywhere Jump For Joy’? – plus, apparently, the only way to get ‘a really big dose’ is by eating the shit that’s come out of a bird with bird flu’s arse – pretty sure avoiding that one should be easy enough!

Tough tit if you’re a goose, a duck, a turkey or a chicken though, so me and Mart got thinking about the protective mask idea from ages ago…

Came up with it before we found out we were flu free –  seen here modelled by Pam:

Just got to work out how to make them turkey shape…

Could be tricky. Jesus.

February 4, 2007. Uncategorized.

5 Comments

  1. Sopwith-Camel replied:

    Noticed this on http://thefrumplingtons.blogsome.com/2007/02/04/lets-talk-turkey/ (one of my side-links); they point out that the defra spokesperson discussing the bird-flu problem is called “Heather Peck”.

    I thought you ought to be aware of it🙂

  2. Jayne Gaskin replied:

    I love this site. I need abit of humour in my life especially as i’m housebound. I look forward to the next Blog, Absoulutely brilliant!!!!!!

  3. lynn replied:

    Very funny! I’ve linked you at my Cheltenham blog today where you’ll hear more pigeon thoughts.

  4. pigeonblog replied:

    Sopwith-Camel: Heather Peck rocks! Reckon she’s related to Gregory?
    Your pal Bri P

    Jayne Gaskin: Glad you like it, dude.
    Your pal Brian P

    Lynn: Love the pigeons of Cheltenham – posh as fuck! Do they have to wear hats when they go to the races?
    Your pal Bri

  5. jenny replied:

    jayne is not housbound.

    she’s a compulsive lier.

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