Bird Flu Hits The UK / Turkeys Everywhere Shit Themselves
Looks like bird flu is back – big time. First ever case in the UK – and not just one – loads. A whole farm full of turkeys in Suffolk. Poor fucks. Just got over Christmas, and now this.
Suddenly we’re getting all the dirty looks again. Bang out of order – bird flu’s got nothing to do with the pigeon. Nothing whatsoever. Pigeons are fine. Really well. Never been better.
Bottom line is we need a really big dose to catch it – remember this from ages ago: ‘Pigeon’s Everywhere Jump For Joy’? – plus, apparently, the only way to get ‘a really big dose’ is by eating the shit that’s come out of a bird with bird flu’s arse – pretty sure avoiding that one should be easy enough!
Tough tit if you’re a goose, a duck, a turkey or a chicken though, so me and Mart got thinking about the protective mask idea from ages ago…
Came up with it before we found out we were flu free – seen here modelled by Pam:
Just got to work out how to make them turkey shape…
Could be tricky. Jesus.