Bird News: Low Flying Flamingo
Last week – when it was really windy and most of us birds hung out in places where it wasn’t so windy – the flamingos at Drusillas Zoo Park clearly didn’t get it. Not even slightly.
One of them, called Florence, was standing there minding her own business probably thinking: “Fuck me it’s windy”, the next minute she got blown away. Kid you not. Check it out. Pissed myself. Serves you right for being poncey and pink!
This is what happened, apparently:
Reckon the whole standing on one leg thing deserves a re-think for starters… mind you – word on the street is she’s having a right old time of it now stuffing her face on carbs. Fair play.