Pigeon Porn

It always amazes me how people get here – everyday someone does by typing ‘pigeon porn’ into Google. Kid you not. That means there are loads of total weirdos out there looking for pigeons who do porn. Jesus Christ. As you know, pigeons are at it all the time anyway so why the fuck would we want to make movies about it?

To all those utter freaks in search of some ‘hot pigeon on pigeon action’… just look out of your window! Go to any park at any time. Walk down the street. You’ll see more of it out there than you’ll ever find on the internet. Guess the only difference is you won’t be able to get off on it coz, if you did, I’m pretty sure you’d be arrested – and probably sectioned.

What’s funny though is I’m number one. Top of 643,000 refs for pigeon porn on Google. Ok – so I mentioned it once when I took a couple of pics of some horny dudes getting it on in Chiswick, but really.

Maybe the well dodgy term ‘Pigeon Fancier’ is in fact referring to a searcher of pigeon porn? If that’s the case, there’s fucking millions of them out there.

Maybe I’m missing a trick…?

January 18, 2007. Uncategorized.

9 Comments

  1. Fritz replied:

    Are you one of theses pigeons in suits?

  2. pigeonblog replied:

    Fritz: Nice one!
    Your pal, Bri

  3. Callum replied:

    hahaha we got here by typing penguin porn… as we were talking about happy feet and how “the penguin DID this for its love song” hahaha so it rounded the search for pigeon porn…. bahahah

  4. pigeonblog replied:

    Callum: Love to know where else you ended up with penguin porn!
    Your pal Bri P

  5. Jake Cutter replied:

    pigeon porn is the future. Who wants to see some essex girl get bummed by a middle-aged guy? not me, iwanna see paul and pauline pigeon gettin their rocks off, preferably with peter pigeon wankin furiously while watching.

  6. Kristen and Mike replied:

    i was kinda more or less hoping to see some human on pigeon action.. or the other way around.
    not gonna lie

  7. Kernut replied:

    LMAO! I totally found your site by searching “pigeon porn” – but it’s not as kinky/freaky as it may seem. No, really, let me explain…

    I’m actually writing a blog post of my own about “The Birds, The Bees, and Pigeon Porn”.

    I need pigeon porn pics. Don’t suppose you have any…?

  8. fredtuccet replied:

    im only here cuz i find pigeons really funny and i got told there was a site called pigehub which has pigeon porn so i wanted a laugh searched it and found this aha glad to know im not the only one that has looked it up

  9. Rural Royal replied:

    Haha..we got here because out cat, Royal, sits at the window morning and watches the pigeons tease him..so we joke about putting pigeon porn on for him while we are out..today I joked he had typed it into my phone and we just..kinda…saw it through!!

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