Typical Anti-Pigeon Signage
This is the kind of bollocks we have to put up with in London these days:
See the scratched bit? Mart reckons it says: ‘Up The Pigeon’. Says he saw a couple of pigeon dudes pecking away at it last week. Bring it on.
Mind you, munching a bit of seed has got to be better than laying a dirty great steaming turd!