Pelicans are freaks – fact.

Been doing a bit of research since the whole Derek/Alf incident. Turns out depression in pelicans is rife – no wonder – they really are total and utter freaks. Seriously. Check this one out for example:

Always has his head pointing the wrong way and thinks all pelicans walk backwards. Apparently he’s never asked himself why he keeps falling over… poor fuck.

Or this one who reckons flying is all about just putting your wings in the air – no flapping or anything – just stick ’em up there, and hope for the best:

Reason he’s so covered in shit is he keeps jumping off rocks and hitting the deck.

Jesus.

November 21, 2006. Uncategorized.

2 Comments

  1. Michelle replied:

    The first guy looks like he’s been sucking on lemons – god he’s got a face a long as sin.

    As for the second guy … I’m thinking he waiting for a good gust of wind to get him airborne, someone should tell him he needs to go back to flight school!

    Michelle.

  2. pigeonblog replied:

    Michelle: That was Maryt’s joke… ‘What’s with the long face?’ Pissed myself!
    Your pal Bri P

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