Mart & Trev do London

Right – remember Trev? The really small pigeon dude who came down from Up North? Well – he’s gone now. So on his last day Mart decided to take him out and about to “do London”. I couldn’t be arsed so I let him have the cam.

They started off heading to Trafalgar Square…

This is Trev ‘heading to Trafalgar Square’. Nice one Mart. Jesus.

And this is Trev in Trafalgar Square having the piss taken out of him by Elliot and Wayne – think he was called Wayne – might have been John – can’t remember. Trev took it well, apparently.

Pissed myself at this one:

Mart stuck him in the Lion’s gob for a laugh. Told him it’s what you had to do to be a ‘Trafalgar’ pigeon. Hilarious. Mart said he didn’t find it very funny so he took him to Downing Street to see the PM to make up for it:

This is Trev at Downing Street. Mart told him the PM was a bit dangerous so that’s why they kept him behind bars. Trev totally fell for it. Wanted to take him a banana and everything.

Then they went to see The Queen:

Trev asked him why her house was so big so Mart said it was because she had loads of Corgis and they all had their own room. Trev said he didn’t like dogs so he wouldn’t bother going in.

Then they found this:

Trev was right made up and kept saying ‘eee by gum’ apparently – whatever the fuck that means.

October 15, 2006. Uncategorized.


  1. Elf Mandinio replied:

    Oh my God! Trevor Place!!! Fucking amazing!!

  2. Fette replied:

    Ohh the ‘Trevors Place’ is he best!!! Well done Mart for taking the little fella around!!

  3. essexgirl replied:

    Totally agree – 3 Cheers for Mart !!

    and Mart is quite right actually, the PM IS dangerous.

  4. pigeonblog replied:

    Elf Mandinio: Totally. Now Mart’s on it looking for Mart Place. Jesus.
    Your pal Bri P

    Fette: Totally. Even more impressive was not he didn’t loose him!
    Your pal Bri

    Essex Girl: You got to wonder about the PM and all that Police shit. Maybe I should just go down there, chuck in a banana and see what happens?
    Your pal Bri

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