Phil – A Pigeon Who’s Scared of Heights

Fucking funny yesterday – went out to meet Elliot and the boys – he had a mate with him, Phil. Anyway, turns out Phil’s scared of heights. Kid you not.

This is him trying to get down off a wall – Mart nearly got it on the head:

“Woah – Jesus – Arghhhhhhhhhh… Help meeeeeee”

“Watch out bellllllloooooowwww – arghhhhh – Jesus… arghhhhh”

“Fuck me – made it. Sorry mate.”

Pissed myself – check out the look on Mart’s face too.

That wall’s as high as he goes, apparently…

August 19, 2006. Uncategorized.


  1. Elf Mandinio replied:

    haha mart looks utterly disgusted!

  2. r.e.wolf replied:

    One might wonder why Mart didn’t just move…
    Sheesh, poor Phil seems a danger even to himself.

  3. fritz replied:

    How can he look in the mirror and call himself a pigeon?

  4. Becci replied:

    Aw, poor little guy!

  5. pigeonblog replied:

    Elf Mandinio: Yeah – bit taken aback to say the least!
    Your pal Bri

    Ryan: Tbh – I think Mart was more interested in stuffing his face at the time.
    Your pal Sir B

    Fritz: Bless him. Apparently that was the first time he’d done the wall too. Normally he just walks everywhere…
    Your pal Bri

    Becci: Totally. Thinking I might take some time out to teach him the basics… Mentioned it to Mart who straight away wanted to set up some kinda flying school for shit pigeons. Not bad, for Mart.
    Your pal Bri

  6. kirsty replied:

    wow thats amazin!!!! once i saw a pigeon on my shoulder once and i wet myself!!! ha ha

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