Celebrity Pigeon Racing
Bit pissed about this one – BBC did a thing called Sport Relief yesterday with celebrity pigeon racing. Reckon I’ve got to be pretty big on the celebity pigeon front, surely? I may be shit at the flying really fast bit, and prob a bit out of shape, but still.
Here’s one of them, ‘Pam’, hanging out with Davina McCall:
Pam? Never fucking heard of her.
Here’s another nobody called ‘Monty’ chilling out with Chris Evans.
And this one, Alan, is best pals with Gary fucking Linekar. Jesus.
Dunno who won in the end – don’t really care – but I reckon whoever it was is probably sat there right now with a beak full of caviar.
Guess it’s just who you know.