Wendy Does ‘Pigeon Lake’
Bunch of us went down to the lake in Hyde Park yesterday – mainly to take the piss out of the swans. Fucking hate swans.
Saw this one trying to do some pointing leg thing:
Just coz there’s some ballet all about swans, they totally think they own the world of dance. Twats.
Anyway – Wendy said she’d done some once, and gave it a go:
Fucking brilliant. Pissed on the swan’s.
Eric in front was trying to do the boy bit. He sucked – we all thought Wendy looked great tho. The swan was well miffed. Turns out she was called Margot after Margot Fonteyn. Jesus.
Anyway – told the swans we were going to do our own version of ‘Swan Lake’ – call it ‘Pigeon Lake’. That would so piss them off – got to do it!