Wendy Does ‘Pigeon Lake’

Bunch of us went down to the lake in Hyde Park yesterday – mainly to take the piss out of the swans. Fucking hate swans.
Saw this one trying to do some pointing leg thing:

Just coz there’s some ballet all about swans, they totally think they own the world of dance. Twats.
Anyway – Wendy said she’d done some once, and gave it a go:

Fucking brilliant. Pissed on the swan’s.

Eric in front was trying to do the boy bit. He sucked – we all thought Wendy looked great tho. The swan was well miffed. Turns out she was called Margot after Margot Fonteyn. Jesus.

Anyway – told the swans we were going to do our own version of ‘Swan Lake’ – call it ‘Pigeon Lake’. That would so piss them off – got to do it!

July 13, 2006. Uncategorized.

10 Comments

  1. Becci replied:

    Nice job, Wendy. She’s pretty talented!

    I don’t share your hatred of swans though I must admit that the ones I’ve met have had QUITE an attitude.

  2. Elf Mandinio replied:

    Wow, Trev was eyeing up the swans flippers with awe! Asked me where he could get some that big for when he goes scuba diving again. Tried to explain that swans are born with them, but he wasnt having any of it.

  3. essexgirl replied:

    Hear Hear – that Wendy sure is a talented gal. But I think Eric is doing actually his moonwalk routine.

    Tell me Brian, do people stare at you whilst you are clicking away? I am trying to get some snaps of the chav pigeons down here in essex, but folks seem to move away from me when I whip out the old olympus – can’t think why.

  4. pigeonblog replied:

    Becci: Attitude is what it’s all about. Give a swan a yard, it’ll take a mile!
    Your pal Bri

    Eld Mandinio: Tell Trev to chill. He couldn’t manage flippers like that if he tried – not that he’d want to – he’d look a right twat. Really.
    Your pal Bri P

    Essex Girl: Tbh people do stare sometimes – the cam’s pretty cool tho and easy to use. Just hangs round the neck with a trigger switch attached to the toe. Most don’t even notice…
    Your pal Bri P

  5. Snowflake t.A.G. replied:

    I’m from Essex too. I have taken a few pics of a couple of fat fuckers that were on my garden fence the other night. The thing was creaking. They didn’t mind the camera. Or the fact a large albino gorilla was pointing it at them. I’ll send them in when I get them onto the pc – see if any of you recognise them.

  6. Kate replied:

    Now you’ve got every one doing ballet! Check out the picture of Ken in todays Telegraph

  7. Marit replied:

    Hrmmm……..looks like the swan is wondering WTF is on his leg. Must be a goth.

  8. pigeonblog replied:

    Snowflake t.A.G.: Love to see the pics – don’t know that many Essex pigeons tbh. A mate of mine moved out that way a while back – fell for an Essex bird who landed in Soho Square. You never know… could be them?
    Your pal Bri

    Kate: Ken doing ballet – perfect! Love to see it – can’t find it online at the mo but will keep looking!
    Your pal Bri P

    Marit: Tbh Mart reckoned it was just having a sniff. Nice.
    Your pal Bri P

  9. RoooRoooo replied:

    Having a sniff? Ugh. And the blue ring – bad taste impersonated if you ask me!

  10. pigeonblog replied:

    RoooRoooo: Totally. Be much better in green.
    Your pal Bri

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