Mart Plays Hide and Seek
Fucking funny. Me and Mart are walking through Hyde Park yesterday – the grass is pretty long – suddenly Mart’s going; “Brian, Brian, see if you can find me…”.
Unbelievable, Mart wants to play hide and seek.
Trouble is – typically, he’s shit at it:
“Mart – I can still see you…”
“Ok – what about… what if I duck down a bit… like this…. ?”
“Mart – for fuck’s sake – that’s the same as before…”
“Ok – how about now… if I stand like this…?”