Spam I like: Another potential job…
Today, got this in my spam – from someone called ‘Charlie Henderson’:
WestPay Incorporated is a well-known Company which provides services to American citizens living in Europe.
WestPay Incorporated now announces new job openings.
The available position is: Delivery Agent”
Unlike the last one – I reckon this one’s got real potential… surely ‘Delivery Agent’ is a total natural fit for a pigeon? Reckon I could sort a great CV…
Here’s the covering letter:
“I consider myself to be an extremely diligent pigeon. I’m light of wing with a strong sense of direction. I pride myself in always knowing where I’m going to, and getting there – fast.
I’m popular and hard working and am great at working as part of a team.
An enthusiastic Delivery Agent with experience in delivering everything from brief messages through to complex packaging.
Always keen to further myself, I eagerly await your response…”.
I’ll let you know!