Greedy Arse Pigeon Alert
Right – got sent this by Annie Mole:
He tried really hard to have her food one day in Soho Square – while she was eating it! Fucking rude. Just jumped up and tucked in. Jesus. It’s pigeons like him give us a bad name.
Anyway – looked into it – his name’s Frank and he comes from Kilburn – does it all the time apparently. So – any pigeons out there catch him at it – just tell him to get lost, and if he doesn’t listen, peck him in the nuts.