The Old Pope Loves The Pigeon

Found this. Pope JP with a bunch of pals.

It's a site called 'Pigeon Religion'. They talk about lots of cool stuff. How we pigeons are 'persecuted' and 'scapegoats for the world'. Nice – not sure we're much like goats tho?

They say how it was a pigeon Noah sent off to find land when he was sailing. Not strictly true. He sent a pigeon first off who got lost and then couldn't be fucked to fly back, so an arse licking dove stepped in: "Oooh, Mr Noah, Sir – please let me go and find you some land…". So he did and, just to be extra creepy, he brought him back a twig. Hate doves. Twats. Anyway – Pigeon Religion – bit nuts, but says nice things about us.

They even say "according to legends, it is said that the soul of a dead human is carried from darkness into light by a Pigeon God…". So – next time you call us rats with wings, or kick us or anything like that – not only will we shit on your head, we might just leave you in the dark for all eternity. Think on.


June 22, 2006. Uncategorized.

2 Comments

  1. Elf Mandinio replied:

    You know doves are just pigeons that are snobs, and can’t hack the the rough and ready world of the pigeon. I persist on calling my diamond dove, Speckles, a pigeon, in the hope that he won’t turn out a soft twat.

  2. pigeonblog replied:

    Elf Mandinio: I know. Tell me about it. Keep calling him a pigeon, even if it’s just to piss him off!
    Your pal Bri

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