In Search of Pam
Right – taking a break from movie making – managed to fit it all together – phew – just now it's 3 billion meg and takes 7 months to load – not quite – but it's big.
So – while Ali figures out how to make it smaller – unless anyone out there's got any ideas – let me know in the comments…. onto other stuff. Decided to take Pam up on her offer. Thought about her loads since our date in Soho. Loads.
Heading back from Slough thought I'd swing by – try to find her – I did. Gutted. There she was floating along with another duck. She reckoned his name was Bill and they were just mates. Not impressed.
Looked loads more than 'just mates' to me:
Mart suggested I should learn to swim. Impress her with a masterful swoop and dive. I told him she probably wouldn't find a drowning pigeon very attractive – esp as she'd prob have to rescue me – big shame up. Mind you, Mart said if that happened there could be some mouth to mouth involved. Good point. Food for thought.