Hull Vs Ontario

This pic was sent to me by Favus from #digi. Cheers Favus. It’s a pigeon in Hull tucking into a big old chip:
Jesus. Heart attack central.

Mind you – apparently Hull IS the worst place to live in the UK, so prob hasn’t got much choice. Poor fuck. Check out the mad bonkers look in the eye – it’s what happens when you eat too much shit – turns your brain weird.

Unlike the pigeon dudes in Ontario who took part in an experiment – clearly never done a chip ever – Ade sent me the link – an article in New Scientist about how pigeons can do logarithms – cheers Ade:

“Pigeons might perceive time on a logarithmic scale on which higher values are increasingly compressed together…”

Eh?
“Alternatively, they might perceive time linearly but are confused by longer intervals”.

Frankly, I’m just confused all round.

Shit. Knew I should’ve gone easy on the throwaway.