Pigeon Obesity – A Serious Issue

This is what happens if you eat too much shit.

You get really fucking fat.
 

This dude suffers from:

– Shortness of breath

– Really bad mood – most of the time

– Bad shits – all the time

– Can't be arsed to shag

– Serious weight gain – means noone wants to shag him anyway

– Sweaty neck feathers – even worse than serious weight gain

If you don't believe me – go here.

Thinkin' maybe I should start some kinda pigeon weightwatchers? This poor fuck can't even fly in a straight line anymore. Something needs to be done.

I say bring on the seed – shed load better for us than cold chips. Gonna roll the whole pigeon obesity issue into the 'Give Pigeons A Chance' campaign. Fuck's sake – no brainer: If we got good seed, we wouldn't get fat.

May 16, 2006. Uncategorized.

12 Comments

  1. Sereena X replied:

    Look at this bread sculpture. White bread, too many carbs.

  2. pigeonblog replied:

    Sereena X: Cheers for the link! Very cool – although prob be more ‘P.C.’ of me to suggest she fashions one out of seed… Check out the stuffed dude bottom left. Perfect example of what I’m on about!
    Your pal
    Bri P

  3. Kristina replied:

    I, for one, think pudgy pidgeons are cute.

  4. pigeonblog replied:

    Kristina: Nice to hear from you pal. I agree, pudgy can be cute – obese on the other hand, not cute at all…
    Your pal
    Sir B

  5. Beachhutman replied:

    Top post. But fat pigeons ARE tastier.

  6. pigeonblog replied:

    Beachhutman: Yeah – but when you think what they’re full of – cold chips and bits of olod bun… nice!
    Your pal, Brian P

  7. RooRooo replied:

    I didn;t know it was a pigeon problem, too. Rather worrying.

  8. pigeonblog replied:

    RoooRoooo: Yeah – I know – that’s why I say ‘Bring back the seed’!
    Your pal, Bri P

  9. Dave the Racer replied:

    Gives me chronic indigestion and wind

  10. pigeonblog replied:

    Dave the Racer: Eh? Really? All seed? Ever tried sesame seeds? Pain in the arse coz they’re a bit small for the old beak – really healthy tho…
    Your pal Brian P

  11. Dave the Racer replied:

    Nah, was meaning things like left over MacDonald’s, chips etc. Humans should really think more carefully when dumping their leftovers. Got no self-control me

  12. pigeonblog replied:

    Dave the Racer: Neither do us pigeons. No control whatsoever. Trouble is, not that many left over seeds knocking about, esp in London.
    Your pal Bri P

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