Pigeon Obesity – A Serious Issue
This is what happens if you eat too much shit.
You get really fucking fat.
This dude suffers from:
– Shortness of breath
– Really bad mood – most of the time
– Bad shits – all the time
– Can't be arsed to shag
– Serious weight gain – means noone wants to shag him anyway
– Sweaty neck feathers – even worse than serious weight gain
If you don't believe me – go here.
Thinkin' maybe I should start some kinda pigeon weightwatchers? This poor fuck can't even fly in a straight line anymore. Something needs to be done.
I say bring on the seed – shed load better for us than cold chips. Gonna roll the whole pigeon obesity issue into the 'Give Pigeons A Chance' campaign. Fuck's sake – no brainer: If we got good seed, we wouldn't get fat.