The Enemy of The Pigeon
Here it is – hard evidence – Trafalgar Square is run by wankers.
1. Nice man feeding a bunch of pals.
2. Watch out fellas – wanker on the way…
3. Fun's over. Fucks sake.
Cool though coz the nice man ignored the wanker, and did it anyway.
Later on a mate called Graham shat on the wanker's head, which seriously pissed him off:
Esp as it was the wrong wanker.