On The Sniff – Kensington Style
Reckon 'On The Sniff' could be a regular thing – found this guy chasing some feathery arse action in Kensington. Right posh part of town and still doing it in public. Unbelievable:
Him: "I say – excuse me – would you mind awfully…"
Him: "Excuse me… madam…. would you care to join me in a little….."
Him: "If it's okay… I'd very much like to stick it in you…"
Him: "Madam – you're lovely. The glint of sunlight in your eyes reminds me of fairies playing in enchanted meadows… and I'd really like to fill you up…"
Him: "Ok – just a little sniff then…"
Him: "It'll be fun – honestly – I'll be quick…"
Her: "Look – you're quite annoying and I'd rather eat my own eyeballs."
Her: "Will you please get your head out of my arse or I'll fart in your face."
Him: "Kinky – I like it. Ding dong."
And that was that – another horny pigeon making a tit of himself. I find a bit of poetry over a candlelit throwaway works everytime. Maybe I should get into the whole sex ed thing?