Of Course Pigeons Need To Eat
Right. Just checked the Time Out vote on ‘Should pigeon feeding remain banned?’ Nightmare… 75% said ‘yes’. Jesus. What the fuck? Not good. Not good at all. Means my ‘Give Pigeons A Chance‘ campaign needs loads more work. Gotta get going on the protest fly-by asap and spread the word on the all clear from bird flu.
What’s weird is last week 71% said yes to: ‘Do you want Jesus in your pocket’. Eh? Would’ve thought this was a damn site harder than chucking a hungry pigeon a couple of seeds.
We need to turn this thing around, or we’ll all end up looking like this:
You’ve been warned.