Of Course Pigeons Need To Eat

Right. Just checked the Time Out vote on ‘Should pigeon feeding remain banned?’ Nightmare… 75% said ‘yes’. Jesus. What the fuck? Not good. Not good at all. Means my ‘Give Pigeons A Chance‘ campaign needs loads more work. Gotta get going on the protest fly-by asap and spread the word on the all clear from bird flu.

What’s weird is last week 71% said yes to: ‘Do you want Jesus in your pocket’. Eh? Would’ve thought this was a damn site harder than chucking a hungry pigeon a couple of seeds.

We need to turn this thing around, or we’ll all end up looking like this:

You’ve been warned.

May 5, 2006. Uncategorized.


  1. Ali replied:

    Hellos at you Brian. Long time no speak. I have been being busying on my Cyber Caff making it best in Slough with telephone callings and some video games and that. Now it’s kicking your arse!

    This Time Out voting business is the bad. I will put change homo page on all PCs to show your goodly petition my pal. We cannot be lettings you starved!

    Your friend


  2. pigeonblog replied:

    Ali: Good to hear from you, pal. Cheers for the support! Anyone else out there got a cyber caff – this is a nuts idea!
    Your pal
    Bri P

  3. Becci replied:

    I voted. What is wrong with people? Tsk.

    No response yet from the guys in Dover, by the way.

  4. pigeonblog replied:

    Becci: Cheers! I know. Mental, isn’t it?
    Your pal, Bri P

  5. Capri replied:

    Damn that pigeon is ugly. 😛

  6. pigeonblog replied:

    Capri: I know – poor fuck!
    Your pal, Bri P

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