Pigeons Everywhere Jump For Joy
This is Derek, jumping for joy.
It’s true, pigeons all over the world are out partying, hard.
Don’t want to say I told you so, but I did. Looks like bird flu ‘aint for us after all. I found out yesterday but wanted to check it a bit more before the big ‘ye fuckin’ ha’. Now even CNN are saying it.
Seems they’ve done tests that so far indicate we can only pick it up only when exposed to very high doses. They even squirted it straight into a pigeon’s face. Nada.
“We couldn’t infect the pigeons, to that’s good news” Leading scientist Dr Swayne said.
Good news, Dr Swayne? That’s the best fucking news ever in the history of news, surely?
Anyway, off out now to join the madness. London’s pigeons have gone mental. Not surprised. Looking at a large one tonight.
Still think the mask idea was good. Maybe I can adapt it for chickens? Food for thought.