Mafia Pigeons and Don Pigeano – Scary Shit
Right – having decided LA was too far to go, banged up in some box for 10 hours, started lookin' into other places for a bit of a mini break. Heard pigeons got it easy in Italy, so thought I'd investigate…
Got it easy? Have they fuck. Seems the pigeon mafia have totally fucking taken over and there's some serious shit going down – esp in Sicily.
This pic was sent to me by Bob. Bob is Mart's 3rd cousin who's been there, twice.
Apparently this poor dude flew down from Germany for a bit of sun, got pulled up by Don Pigeano – the scary fuck on the left – and was sent home – no food – nada – just told to fuck off – while all the other pigeons pretended nothing was going on. Wankers. Great pic but disturbing stuff and, frankly, not very appealing for a mini break. What's going on with the pigeon in pink too? Jesus Christ.
Back to the drawing board. Too late for an Easter break anyway, and, tbh, got more important things to do.